bitch don't spill my wine

carley - 23 - massachusetts

forever searching for lipstick that won't smear on my burritos


"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."

favorite characters→happy endings→Max Blum

Title: Let's Go
Artist: Matt & Kim
Played: 1795 times


when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time



Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop. 




100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

filed under: #erotic 

“You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool.” — Kanye West (via nickelcobalt)


Aint nobody fresher than my motherfucken clique

filed under: #a highland coooo