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carley - 23 - massachusetts

forever searching for lipstick that won't smear on my burritos

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

Many Ladies wear it this way

Title: Wouldn't It Be Nice
Artist: The Beach Boys
Played: 80811 times


Title: Bobby Newport
Played: 20404 times

BOBBY NEWPORT’S NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE! | +Gifset Companion


filed under: #parks and rec 

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 
Title: Smile
Artist: Lily Allen
Played: 16543 times

dancetothebeats:

Smile - Lily Allen