bitch don't spill my wine

carley - 23 - massachusetts

forever searching for lipstick that won't smear on my burritos

it’s like my heart is getting hard.


Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)


i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”


[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman

ur welcome

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